Energy Drinks

I enjoy energy drinks. That is my motto... my creed! Gross tasting or not, energy drinks provide that rush of caffeine, that explosion of ginseng! So as I was shopping today I explored what new and interesting energy drinks were on the market. To my surprise and delight there was a new energy drink on the shelf that not only caught my interest, but made my day. It was fruity, it was delicious, it was a dollar! And the best part, it was made by a kung-fu genius that shaped the face of American cinema! A man that not only kicked butt, but took names. A man who single handedly could wipe out drug cartels and save the environment. That's right, Steven Seagal! Or to be more precise, "Steven Seagal's LIGHTNING BOLT"! So I can't decide whether this is the coolest thing EVER, or the end of the world as we know it. I do know that I WANT MORE! What an awesome day.