It's Raining

I am not complaining, not in the least. However, it is raining. Not one of those fun rains where you can go out and enjoy a good soaking, no, this is a cold and wet rain. Of course, all rain is wet because rain is, well, water. So when I say that it is a wet rain I am assuming that you know that rain is water and therefore know that rain is wet. Have you every had a dry rain? But I am not complaining because without rain we would be dry, because rain is wet and wet makes things grow. Unless it's to wet and then you have flooding. I once over watered a plant and the plant died, it was sad. I guess to much wet can make things to not dry, and then you will have trouble. Speaking of trouble have you every had a speeding ticket? I got one driving in northern Montana, but at least it wasn't raining. Rain is one of those things that makes you happy and sad. I am happy because it is raining and I am sad because it is raining. It is just one of those things.

I am not complaining, but I think that if it is going to rain then there should be someone to tell me that it is going to rain. I know that there are people called "Weathermen" or "Weatherwomen" or "Weatherbears", but I was hoping that someone could follow me around shouting the weather for all to hear. That could get annoying though because when it is raining and someone is standing next to you shouting that it is raining, that is annoying. Which is why I said it is annoying. I am a genius. Did you know that it is raining? At least here it is. So somewhere out there it is not raining and someone is saying, "Man, I wish it would rain a really wet rain" because as you know, all rain is wet. So somewhere out there there is someone who wishes they lived in Minneapolis. So stop complaining about the weather and move to Minneapolis. Unless you don't like rain, and then you should move to Seattle.