The Pudgy Ninja and the Case of the Missing Muffins

His eyes surveyed the darkened room as he perched upon the food rack six feet in the air. He was invisible, he was a ninja. With quiet determination he waited for his nemesis to emerge from the shadows. Someone had been taking the sacred muffins from their faithful perch upon the counter. These were the children's muffins, and the Pudgy Ninja had to keep his anger in check, as he silently fumed over the outrage of the theft. Someone would pay for this crime! Suddenly... in the doorway loomed a dark figure, looking like the very presence of evil. The Pudgy Ninja coiled his muscles waiting to leap and protect the sacred muffins.
The figure in the doorway, as if he could smell danger, turned on the lights and said, "Dude, what are you doing up there?" It was the Pudgy Ninja's partner, Harris the Sasquatch. "Harris," PN hissed, "I was about to cut you in half with my katana!" The Pudgy Ninja did not like it when people messed with his chance to reap vengeance upon the evildoers of the world -- it made him crabby.
Harris, suddenly sensing that the Pudgy Ninja was getting upset, changed the subject. "So," he said, "have you seen the new movie trailer for the coolest movie EVER!?!" The Pudgy Ninja replied, "Of course, it is the coolest movie EVER!" The tension broken, the Pudgy Ninja and Harris talked about movies and coffee for several hours.
Suddenly, the Pudgy Ninja realized that his nemesis would not be caught tonight and that he really had to pee. "Harris, I will find those who would dare to crush the hopes and dreams of those children who wanted muffins. This is my vow and my pledge, to seek those who would steal stuff that doesn't belong to them. The evil one's cries will not help him as I..." For the next ten minutes the Pudgy Ninja continued to ramble on about how he would bring vengeance to the wicked and how cool he was and how he wished he had another sword that he could use to fight evil. By that time Harris was bored so he said, "I am bored!" and he left. "Make sure you turn off the lights," he said before leaving. The Pudgy Ninja turned the light off and disappeared into the blackness of the room. One day he would find the thief and make them pay for what they had done. Until them he would remain invisible because he was--THE PUDGY NINJA!